Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 02, 2023

Still edible for a shark!

You’re a real moron ㋛

⁽ ᵐᵃʳᵒᵒⁿ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᴮᵘᵍˢ ᴮᵘⁿⁿʸ ᶠᵃⁿˢ ⁾

His fate is sealed, this true April Fool

One thing is for sure. He won’t be doing that again.

That’s gonna leave a Mark, Parisi!

It’s not going to end well !

Ha! Ha! And I’m not really an inflatable play toy, boy!

Funny strip but not sure we need identity politics in the Sunday comics. :^)

Boy will that guy have a great laugh. The poor shark will eat his lower half, realize it’s not a seal and swim away dejected.

You look delicious none the less.

You might not be a seal but it appears that you will soon be a meal. A fool and his April fool bit are soon departed.

…and you’re not in the navy either!

The shark will eat you anyway.

Just when the mammoth shark was biting him, Mark belatedly remembered that sharks do not recognize April Fools Day as a holiday.

Divers who wear plain black wetsuits bear a striking resemblance to seals.

Ha-ha. I’m a surfer who always looks like a seal. :(

“Who’s the fool now?”

Ninja Seal!

He’s not going to get his deposit back for that costume.

Now would be a great time to jump the shark.

An April Fool.

Surfers on short boards in the line-up, or paddling out, look like sea turtles – a shark delicacy.

Doesn’t matter. You’re meat and the shark is a carnivore.

Guess who will get the last laugh

Humans in scuba suits do get mistaken for seals. Not just by sharks, but by seals on occasion.

Is that shark on loan from Sherman’s Lagoon?