It’ll be a Nessie divorce.
Wait until he says what he thinks of you.
Just because people call him a monster doesn’t mean that he is.
And one named Nessie at that.
Love is blind
Hey! I’m in the room here, ya know.
Monster? Let’s not jump to conclusions here.
Apparently he is a fish out of water. Well, maybe not a fish, but….
Hi, cousin!
“And then I met Nessie. I knew it was wrong but he was so much more … mythical, I guess … than my husband.” :)
I thought Nessie was supposed to be female.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Then again, I doubt that anyone ever asked him/her/it/them about his/her/its/their pronouns, or had the chance to record the response.
The ceremony was in Loch Ness, so it was really more of a wetting.
For some reason he only shows up in blurry, grainy family photos.
Did he give her a lochet on their anniversary?
Female dog, Female dog, Female dog, She’s always Female doging…
Oh, Plesiosaur.
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the monster looks like it’s out of its depth…
Does he play for the Lakers?
November 25, 2017
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’ll be a Nessie divorce.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Wait until he says what he thinks of you.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Just because people call him a monster doesn’t mean that he is.
BearsDown Premium Member over 1 year ago
And one named Nessie at that.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Love is blind
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hey! I’m in the room here, ya know.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Monster? Let’s not jump to conclusions here.
garcoa over 1 year ago
Apparently he is a fish out of water. Well, maybe not a fish, but….
exness Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hi, cousin!
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
“And then I met Nessie. I knew it was wrong but he was so much more … mythical, I guess … than my husband.” :)
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago
I thought Nessie was supposed to be female.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Then again, I doubt that anyone ever asked him/her/it/them about his/her/its/their pronouns, or had the chance to record the response.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
The ceremony was in Loch Ness, so it was really more of a wetting.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago
For some reason he only shows up in blurry, grainy family photos.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
Did he give her a lochet on their anniversary?
T... over 1 year ago
Female dog, Female dog, Female dog, She’s always Female doging…
Dkram over 1 year ago
Oh, Plesiosaur.
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gopher gofer over 1 year ago
the monster looks like it’s out of its depth…
gammaguy over 1 year ago
Does he play for the Lakers?