Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for March 10, 2023

“Would you, could you, in your bed? Would you, could you, without bread?” Eight Spiders And Ham

There was an odd fellow who swallowed a spider

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him;

He swallowed the spider to augment his twinkie diet;

I don’t know why he at only twinkies – perhaps he’ll die!

It’s OK, they’re all virgin sacrifices

Spider theology is very complicated

Not vegan

Gluten free but not Kosher.

Now I have the heebeejeebees

Mr. Wiggly: 1st panel, hanging from the top left hand corner, safe from the deadly spiders. Mr. Lemon almost got that one by me!

In the last panel when 8-Ball makes his remark about spiders being gluten free, it reminded me of something I saw.

I went to a high-end grocery store. When I walked down the meat aisle every piece ’o meat had a “gluten free” sticker on it. I got many yuks out of that.

False premise with a stale non-sensical punchline. 0/10 today.

You win, it took a while, this strip is absolutely disgusting, no thanks Jonathan…