Close to Home by John McPherson for March 20, 2023

Wrong kind of defensive driving taught at that school.

there is the hit… Now RUN!!!

Road Rage ‘r’ Us?

Looks more like offensive driving!

W T Duck? Has she got spring-loaded pistons on the ends of those gloves?

So THAT’S what they teach at those schools. Maybe I should take one after all.

He should be glad she’s not carrying a gun.

In the advanced class you learn assault with a battery.

Oooo one mean woman

I don’t see Bleeb.

Well, it’s sump’n we’ve all wanted to do. But she’s wearing boxing gloves… and probably has a horseshoe in one of ‘em, like in cartoons.

This is not exactly a good way to start the week, but what the heck…

GREEN PLAID ALERT! Everybody do a shot!

Unfortunately Joanne, in Texas they use guns to show their displeasure.

Aggressive moves

On a serious note, many years ago, as a very incidental part of my job, I filled in a couple of times for the guy at my company who taught the National Safety Council’s Defensive Driving Course. It is an excellent course and will teach you how to be a safer driver. I still incorporate many of the best practices I learned / taught every time I drive, and (I hope I don’t jinx myself) I have since driven well over a million miles accident free.

Does she drive with those mitts on or does she have to stop to put them on before she gets defensive?

anyone know date that bleeb first appeared?

Left CROSS-ing the cheek

The other driver’s own fault. I never leave my vehicle if the other person is wearing boxing gloves.

“Put on your red dress, baby, ‘cause we’re going out tonight.

Put on your red dress, baby, ‘cause we’re going out tonight.

And wear some boxing gloves, in case some fool might start a fight…"

Must have been the Mike Tyson school of defensive driving.

When he told Joanne to “Punch it!”, he was talking about the gas pedal.

Looks like an offensive sort of punch though…..

The best defense is a strong offense. Guess a solid left jab helps, too.

There have been many times and obliviots when I’ve wanted to do that, and more