Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 22, 2023

Horrors

Get up a few minutes earlier. Give it time for the coffee to kick in.

So, punch in then head for the head?

We all have days like that.

Have you noticed how early REAL building construction crews start? They are up with the birds, or before counting travel time.

Since retiring I have given up caffeine. No more morning doldrums. Of course, it may have been the ‘not going to work’ part that stopped the doldrums.

I like early shifts for just that reason…, by the time I’m fully awake, three hours of my shift have passed.

I tell anyone that asks me a technical question before I’ve had my first cup of coffee that what they get in response is on their head and not mine as the gears are not yet fully engaged.

I dont even start getting ready for work until after my second cup of coffee

You obviously belong to the wrong union, or heaven forbid none. Time to organize, there are fundamental human rights at stake here

I’m with you pal. I just can’t function without that first jolt of coffee. I mean I’ve tried other en*mas but…

I have that problem reading the comics sometimes.

That’s almost certainly a very bad idea.