JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 25, 2023

Smart man.

Divorce?

Yes, he’s told Nicole.

In these times, can Marcus truly be frugal and have a large family?

Oh, cool, so Dad and Marcus share the same attitude of " I want twelve kids and she’s going to give them to me whether she agrees to it or not."

I imagine she figured it out pretty quickly.

As with most things in marriage, the wife controls the number of children.

At this rate, Marcus’ marriage might not last.

Hopefully at some point Mom agreed because if not it ascribes sexual assault to Dad, who just doesn’t seem the type.

It takes two to tango.

After “Irish” twins before 2nd anniversary my Mother-in-law announced she was on the pill.

There is an old joke about a woman with 10 kids who was running out of names.

To call her husband. (rim shot)

My parents used the rhythm method of birth control. They had 11 children, many of them less than 2 year apart. Turned out terrible for everyone involved.

Mom was probably starting to catch on by about her ninth pregnancy.

How is Marcus going to have twelve chil’rens with Nicole’s foot between his legs?

Wonder if Marcus is the youngest of them.

i asked my gf (future wife) if she would mind spending the next 20 years pregnant. she just smiled, climbed on and… didn’t turn out that way, but still!

Marcus should read today’s Pooch Cafe. Maybe subscribe to Fowl Language while he’s at it.

Frugal and 12 kids? There seems to be a disconnect.