Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 20, 2023

Agnes is dangerous now.

Try to sell it as modern art, maybe call it “The End of the Orchestra.”

Hard to imagine her gentleman of choice.

WHEN she starts to date (I’ll be around waiting for this moment)

We’ll be loooong dead by then

That looks like a French horn. Does Agnes even speak French???

Could be worse (e.g., a tiny tuba filled with GOOD Whoppers).

Filled with rotting Whoppers? A horn of plenty!

French Toast Horn

Cleaned up, that French Horn could be pawned or sold for a significant sum (for them). I once (25 years ago) bought a Trombone at a yard sale for $40 and gave it to my middle son who wanted it. Turned out, he sold it to a pawn shop for $60 a few weeks later. Nowadays you could sell it for a lot more than that.

Safe until then?

empty it out, clean it up a bit, and she can use it to hold little chicks…

Trout is wise.