Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 19, 2023

So how did Lord Helmsworth contact them if the network is down?

The birds are smart — they know who to cozy up to.

White-out to the rescue

Pigeonholed again.

Looks like the pigeon is about to perch on the King’s thought balloon.

The King should be proud of it. For it’s a public service device to keep all the bird guano off of everybody’s house and yard.

Catch that pigeon, catch that pigeon…. Now! (And, yes. I was hearing the voice as I typed that.)

They’d poop on his statue but wouldn’t that be redundant?

Now that’s funny.

Hmmmm…Look like a fire hydrant…only shorter…

A pigeon’s got to pidge.

I bet the artist is going to the dungeons!

A royal perch detained the fleet!

Thank goodness, I fully expected a gender reveal.

Whole lotta crap going on

Cheer up, Lord Helmsworth. Some tool will find a reason for it to be offensive and racist and tear it down fairly soon. It’s what they do.

The birds have been looking for a new poop perch!!!

So, why does an elephant seal have a big nose?

The king’s statue appears to suggest that the king is one of Grog’s descendants.

I think Lord Helmsworth sent a message to the king.

There is no joy in Mudville nor pigeons left in Id.

Statues are for the birds.

They are all in the royal restroom.

Truth is stranger than fiction: on April 28, 2001, 4 actual Internet packets (out of 9 attempts) were successfully transmitted by carrier pigeon in Bergen, Norway (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers).

Thanks Parker and Hart, very clever and cute…

Is it just me or does the statue’s body look like a football?