Think about a snail crawling onto an airplane in NYC, crawling back to its assigned seat, eating a peanut, then crawling to the restroom, returning to its seat and then, after a short pause, crawling off the airplane. I can picture that as a world tour. Now purchasing the stickers is a problem, but not the trip. Hey, the airline might retire the airplane by then.
Reminds me of back in the day when people would proudly plaster bumper stickers of all the places they had been. They didn’t make bumper stickers where I had been.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Yeah i’m finding trouble believing that as well.
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
Yeah, there’s no way he could have got out of Paris alive.
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
Travel stickers are easily available online…
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ over 1 year ago
snail mail is slow, but it gets around
seanfear over 1 year ago
definitely not Paris. Definitely.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Turbo in his later years?
jel354 over 1 year ago
Those stamps are less dangerous than another type.
akachman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Super cute!
Skeptical Meg over 1 year ago
George Santos pre-reincarnation.
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
His name is Matt and he does a little dance.
bookworm0812 over 1 year ago
Check his passport.
Investtillitsgone over 1 year ago
He never would’ve made it back from Paris!
smgray over 1 year ago
Oh look. It’s the George Santos snail.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
It’s easy to travel anywhere in the world when your name is Elon Mollusk.
jango over 1 year ago
Around the World in 80 Days…but at a snail’s pace would take better part of a millennia
txq over 1 year ago
George Snailtos
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dollar Store just around the corner sells stickers.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Escargot in a light garlic sauce …yummy!
LOL!
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
Think about a snail crawling onto an airplane in NYC, crawling back to its assigned seat, eating a peanut, then crawling to the restroom, returning to its seat and then, after a short pause, crawling off the airplane. I can picture that as a world tour. Now purchasing the stickers is a problem, but not the trip. Hey, the airline might retire the airplane by then.
mwksix over 1 year ago
It’s easy if those are airmail destinations!
paranormal over 1 year ago
The patches cover holes in his shell…
xSigoff Premium Member over 1 year ago
Reminds me of back in the day when people would proudly plaster bumper stickers of all the places they had been. They didn’t make bumper stickers where I had been.
T... over 1 year ago
Some hood kid’s tagging him…
dsatvoinde Premium Member over 1 year ago
Tokio, TX Paris, TX London, AR Rome, GA Athens, GA ……(the first is a stretch)
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s the ‘Santos Snail’!
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Odds are that he IS exaggerating….
j.l.farmer over 1 year ago
How old is he, a thousand?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago
Not unless he is the spoiled pet snail of some wealthy world traveler.
wordsmeet over 1 year ago
Maybe he’s a spoiled escargot and he got rejected from all those places?