The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 20, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gladys should try the same trick she used on Wilberforce yesterday. On Brussels sprouts I agree with Brutus.

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    A little Brussels sprouts go a long ways.

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    Brussels are really bad tasting.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I love them. Sliced thin and stir fried. A little Parm cheese, yum!

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    Ahuehuete  over 1 year ago

    In some languages they are called “Brussel cabbages”: In Spanish “Coles de Bruselas”

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Suitable for cast iron cauldrons everywhere

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    jmworacle  over 1 year ago

    I never though of that….

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You do not need Brussels Sprouts in your life, you’ll be fine!

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    cubswin2016  over 1 year ago

    I am sure that Garfield would agree with him.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    "HERE KEWPIE!

    c’mere, boy – got a treat for ya!"

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 1 year ago

    This says more about Gladys cooking skills than anything else. She’s her mother’s daughter, a witch!

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    djtenltd  over 1 year ago

    As long as they’ve been married, Gladys should know which foods Brutus likes and doesn’t like.

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    Macushlalondra  over 1 year ago

    Why does everyone hate Brussels sprouts? I love them. But they shouldn’t serve them in restaurants since everyone hates them.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Peas and green beans are higher up on my list.

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    Grandma Lea  over 1 year ago

    Love them; once you have been homeless you learn there are many things worth eating. Otherwise you starve.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    Brussels sprouts are from Belgium so they must be like Tuesdays to the days of the week.

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    saylorgirl  over 1 year ago

    Yuck! My mom always made them for dinner because she liked them. My brother and me didn’t. If we didn’t eat them we went without desert. That was fine with us. When I was a mom, I never served them to my children. They would have to try them on there own.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    Brussels sprouts are the Jean-Claude Van Damme of vegetables – now eat em before they kick your butt!

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    zzeek  over 1 year ago

    I agree with you Brutus, Bru-yuckie Sprouts are the worstest!

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    ednorton130  over 1 year ago

    It might have something to do with my first marriage, but I actually liked going back to work on Mondays.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    i love brussel sprouts!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mondays get such a bad rap. (and deservedly so)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2I84-A9duY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81Ojd3d2rY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w

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    mfrasca  over 1 year ago

    Brussel Sprouts have had the bitterness bred out of them. About 30 years old, scientists identified the chemicals that caused the bitterness and selectively bred the brussel sprouts until the chemicals were gone.

    https://www.bhg.com/news/brussels-sprouts-less-bitter/

    If you haven’t had them since then, give them a try. They are quite good halved, tossed with olive oil, salt and pepper and then roasted in a hot oven until tender.

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    Jimmyk939  over 1 year ago

    Horse feathers.

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    mgl179  over 1 year ago

    I’ll kind of agree with you Brutus. They’re not my favorite veggie but parsnips and turnips are much higher on my list of veggies to avoid.

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    mgl179  over 1 year ago

    That depends Brutus, many professions have to be staffed 7 days per week. Police, fire fighters, corrections officers, medical, fast food and convenience stores.

    I worked a rotating schedule, 6 days on, 2 off, so Monday was rarely MY “Monday” and every 6th week Monday was my Friday

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    I’m sure Garfield would agree with you on that.

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    Tony Fletcher Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I love Brussel sprouts. Lightly grilled with a little garlic butter…

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Actually they’re pretty good roasted or air-fried with a little balsamic glaze…

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I love Brussels sprouts.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Clean your plate Brutus or no dessert for you!

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    bigplayray  over 1 year ago

    Brussels can be good when done right… But Mondays? Always get me down!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Now Brutus has her throughly confused!

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I have never eaten Brussels sprouts, probably because my mom bought them canned. I should try some my child makes. She is an excellent cook. They are just little cabbages, right? I like cabbage, but raw only. I don’t imagine plain raw Brussels sprouts would be very good.

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    I used to like Brussel Sprouts but the last ones I ate were bitter.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Brussels get a bad rap because they’re frequently under cooked. They also need to be well seasoned and maybe with butter added. I felt like Brutus did about asparagus spears, but I find that a thin layer of cheese helps a lot.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Give me Meatloaf Monday over Brussels Sprouts they taste nasty

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    It’s Monday Brutus, it must be Brussels…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Brutus, you’re good at your math, excellent ratio…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Wilberforce isn’t at the dinner table, he didn’t like the brussel sprouts either?…

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    l3i7l  over 1 year ago

    Double score for Brutus! Brussel sprouts and Monday in one shot.

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    diegot  over 1 year ago

    Love Brussel sprouts! Roasted and with some Balsamic vinegar, TDF.

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    rhpii  over 1 year ago

    Brussel sprouts when consumed, add to global warming. They should be banned or at least taxed heavily.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    We seem to be on a veggie theme. Gotta disguise them like you did to Wilberforce yesterday Gladys.

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    Ricky Bennett  over 1 year ago

    A little mayo and they taste great!

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    I, like I suspect so many others, developed distaste for them because of the way they were prepared. The were bought frozen and just boiled in water. No seasoning or anything. They tasted like they were boiled in dirty water.

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    SofaKing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    We had a family member visit Saturday who requested New York strips steaks, twice baked potatoes and grilled brussels sprouts. Everyone gobbled them up, even a 4 year old.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If Thorny wanted Belgian, he’d choose waffles.

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    Vandy  over 1 year ago

    Brussels sprouts should not be allowed out of Belgium.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Then you cover them with melted cheese just like you start out Mondays with a dozen donuts…..

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Young Theodore Cleaver doesn’t like Brussels sprouts either.

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    bwest.devore37  over 1 year ago

    I can’t stand the smell when they are cooked.

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    namelocdet  over 1 year ago

    Roast them with Bacon!! Bacon makes EVERYTHING taste better!

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    Birdman47  over 1 year ago

    Totally dis-agree. I love them. Good sprinkle of salt cut a few slashes in them and sprinkle with malt or apple cider vinegar… Yum.

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    pca Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I like Brussels Sprouts…Mondays, not so much.

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    jessegooddoggy  over 1 year ago

    Blackened in garlic oil – yummy! But boiled like I suffered thru as a child – blah.

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