FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 02, 2023

This is what happens if you don’t help with the grocery shopping

Hmm, (coffee) grounds for justifiable homicide?

Woman doing this to hubby: fun banterGuy doing this to wife: abusive mansplaining control

Now, he’s going to start spending money at Starbucks.

do i smell divorce in the air

You’re a big boy, Roger, get off your a$$ and go get some coffee!

Roger Fox stars as Walter White in “Breaking Bad”.

I don’t drink coffee, but I learned that an irritable person not getting their cuppa makes them MUCH more irritable. Andy, are you TRYING for a divorce?

Grounds for divorce!

I would never leave something as important as the coffee supply to anyone else. End of discussion.

As soon as I can get my brain working, I’m filing for divorce.

UGH. Not THIS storyline again. It’s Andy at her most self-righteous and insufferable. I’ll be back when it’s over!

“I” decided. Without consulting you.

Oh YOU decided? Good thing you’re his mom and that’s your responsibility…oh wait!

Wait until you see him without coffee!

This is a comic. It’s her character to act impulsively thinking she’s doing the right thing without thinking through the implications. She wants what’s best for her family and the humor lies in her mistakes. Why read deep, dark implications into her behavior? Just laugh and move on.

Now he’ll never wake up

I don’t drink coffee anymore, could go into REM sleep at night. So I switched to Choffy Brewed Cacao – Dark Chocolate. I get a natural stimulant, tastes way better, and I can sleep at night. Now, if we run out of that, all hell will break loose.

As Vizzini would say – “Inconceivable!” There is never less than 3 months supply of coffee in our house.

Quick, Door Dash Delivers…

how devastating

Over the line, Andi.

Plus the smug look on her face as she says it. Ugh.

Andi…your cooking would make anyone irritable. Don’t do that to Roger!

Wait til you see what no coffee does to me.