Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 01, 2023

Sucker punch? What a spineless coward.

Who’s an invertebrate now?

Shoulda stuck with the inebriate jokes.

There’s a sucker born every minute.

I don’t know any invertebrate jokes? Do you?

Better sucker punched than to get inked!

Phil maybe a Dum-Dum, but don’t call him Tootsie.

He got him 8 times right in the pus.

What else would you expect in the “Seaside Pub”?

THAT’S funny!

Bad choice by Phil. Octopuses (yes, that’s the preferred plural) are the most intelligent of all invertebrates. So if anyone would get the joke, and the insult, it’s them.

Ordering the calamari rings was the last straw.

This is where the octopus leaves him with a glass of ink and the check. Cephalapods are mean drunks (according to the Internet).

He must have been really Octopissed.

Cops were called. They would have taken him in, but they didn’t have enough handcuffs.

Show me the way to the next sushi bar…

Octopuses have been know to randomly punch fish who annoy them

to stand up to an invertebrate takes backbone…