It was a time-share presentation.
It’s the chair with the shed skin under it.
Oh, and while you’re at it, look around that seat and see if today’s joke is still there.
No, as a unamused comics reader.
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tux – seat – o
“Oh. That…was a very strange thing to say. And why are you holding your hand like that? Are you OK?”
That face. That hideous face! A lizard face!
Which hand. Perhaps Lillian is ambidextrous?
Lil, I don’t think they’re getting your sarcasm here.
“Ooh, look Ethel. There’s a seminar where three random local authors will answer questions about writing. Oh darn, the 500 seats are all sold out. Man, Ohio really needs to recruit some real entertainment.”
Hmm, do I smell a second week of humble Lillian mining this book festival for more self-deprecating comedy gold? Place your bets.
Aspiring writer, more like expiring.
What is a spring writer?
Does she have a key to the convention center?
Somebody throw the book at her. Preferably an unabridged OED.
Lord Flatulence Premium Member over 1 year ago
It was a time-share presentation.
J.J. O'Malley over 1 year ago
It’s the chair with the shed skin under it.
J.J. O'Malley over 1 year ago
Oh, and while you’re at it, look around that seat and see if today’s joke is still there.
top cat james over 1 year ago
No, as a unamused comics reader.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tux – seat – o
sueb1863 over 1 year ago
“Oh. That…was a very strange thing to say. And why are you holding your hand like that? Are you OK?”
grozar over 1 year ago
That face. That hideous face! A lizard face!
Al Fresco, the Librarian over 1 year ago
Which hand. Perhaps Lillian is ambidextrous?
WilliamVollmer over 1 year ago
Lil, I don’t think they’re getting your sarcasm here.
Mopman over 1 year ago
“Ooh, look Ethel. There’s a seminar where three random local authors will answer questions about writing. Oh darn, the 500 seats are all sold out. Man, Ohio really needs to recruit some real entertainment.”
Mopman over 1 year ago
Hmm, do I smell a second week of humble Lillian mining this book festival for more self-deprecating comedy gold? Place your bets.
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
Aspiring writer, more like expiring.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
What is a spring writer?
mjowens1985 over 1 year ago
Does she have a key to the convention center?
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Somebody throw the book at her. Preferably an unabridged OED.