Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 31, 2023

OK YOUR AN UBER

He must be feeling no pain, even his tiny wings popped out!!!

All told, a good night for Gary.

Poor Gary. His little vamp wings came out. How embarrassing.

If you expect any action at the Hammered Henchman you gotta be able to hold your liquor.

Looks like Albert Collins will have to redo “I Ain’t Drunk” to “I Ain’t Overserved”!

I usually eat the garnish with the first sip or two.

He did remember to hide his fangs before smiling in panel 2.

I didn’t know Gary had wings!

Gary… You’re an Uber…

Gary was too drunk to wink at her, so he winged at her.

Ok, He’s an Uber. ..as in uber-served.

Tomorrow, he’s going to wish that he was alive. :)

If she’d like to sit there and talk to Gary, she clearly has been overserved as well.

After moaning about not meeting a woman,Gary blows his chance….seems he was turning into a bat at the time, when the martini hit…

“Ok. He’s an Uber.”

The wings look vestigial.

*poof *… hes a uber

Happily, Gary is so drunk, he’ll never remember that he blew an actual chance (!) with a pretty blonde!