Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 08, 2023

You have no idea dude.

I’ve counted as many as eight on one of them alone. Nesting dolls are really neat !

You marry me, and we live with all my sisters from the old country.

Hey Guy, have you learned nothing from all those stories about mail order Russian brides?

Da, she is from a large family of peasants. (As I type that, I can imagine the voice of Madam Yes, from The Flintstones.)

Don’t be Russian to get her to spill her guts.

She definitely is way more than what you see on the outside.

She is. Just wait until she opens up to you.

He had assumed it meant that she kept many chickens.

… and your profile said that you’re a dweeb that believes everything you read on the internet. Perfect match!

Matryoshka Is a never ending journey…..

You said something about lodging?

How many layers has she had?

He wants to get to know her inside and out.

Looking for somebody with a nice little nest egg. :)

Do you have one of the Scarlett Johansson model? Each layer is more undressed, softer, and warmer. They’re more kosher.

Hey doll, let’s get outa here and nestle.

She wood take a while to unravel …!

( CaFfEiNe! )

She has an inner child

She is like an ogre, she has layers.