Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 13, 2023

You have no idea dude. The butt stops here.

And the stink would linger!!

But is it a timely, or an untimely end?

Fran Kranz as Bottom in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, 2017

He must be the rear guard.

I can’t believe I’m the first with ’Ass-teroid!?"

That sign stick is gonna really hurt…

I’ve seen that one before. Re-run or copy?

Indeed it is.

I thought you only found flaming a-holes on Internet forums.

A wisecrack. :)

That’s the end of this for me.

THAT’S a scary sight.

The dude is right. No ifs or ands. Just butts.

That doesn’t look anything like Maralago

Blazing Butts?

Sorry, this definitely does NOT look good on paper.

In any case, it’s going to leave a huge crater behind!!!

It’s a sh!tting star!!