Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 30, 2023

One is spoiled and the other expired.

He’ll get his day in quart.

You didn’t notice? It went past your eyes?

Ah yes. It the Crime Show on Carton Network.

It all fine until one day their relationship turn sour.

So many puns to be milked today. Not be shy. It a pun day Sunday. Have pun!

Free Range offers a Spilled Milk toon as well — not as violent

Those “boys in blue” are the cream of the police department!

I’ll bet he’s Lactose Intolerant too!

He’s sad, he just keeps it bottled up.

It turned out to be a soured love affair!

“Book ’im, Dannon”

When milk goes bad.

I don’t cry over it, I just clean up the mess.

He’s a cereal killer in episode 1 of “Dairy of a Madman”.

Milk? No. Spilled coffee? Yes.

Every now and then there’s toon with a reference to a saying from previous generations. It’s fun to see who gets it and who doesn’t ;-) My Mom had so many of these! I wish I’d written them down when she was still with us…

Let’s knock him around a bit, maybe he’ll spill his guts…

Another pintless joke.

Once he got tipsy, he was a real pushover.

No whey!

Some murder scenes makes other blood curdle…

He was skimming money from the Mob!

My mother always told me not to cry over spilled milk. She also told me not to spill the milk