Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 17, 2023

Until your CC runs dry

They keep sending me ads by email. Their “sales” are a lot more expensive than the regular prices were a few years ago.

Salespeople have their own language.

For every trip you live through, there’s another waiting for you.

If you were Garfield, you could have NINE “trips of a lifetime.”

I’ve been a few times and to me Hawaii is not the tropical paradise everyone thinks it is

One city I lived in passed a law limiting stores to one “Going out of business” sale, of no more than four weeks, per year.

My “trip of a lifetime” is a staycation.

A trip to Hawaii doesn’t appeal to him anymore because he’s lost the desire to get "lei"d.

As long as ads will tell you “To fit all budgets”.

Remember, Columbus took three or so trips to the Americas, and astronauts make multiple trips to space.

Every trip you take, every move you make…..

One would think that (as a bird) Cosmo could fly inexpensively.

If only he were a cat…

It’s like those ‘Sales of the Century’ that happen every weekend.

The eternally optimistic travel agent——-travel ’till you unravel.

Veeblefester (“The Born Loser”) is going to Hawaii today too.

All those episodes of “Magnum, PI” are paying off.

Depends on how long your lifetime lasts

How many trips? Depends on how clumsy you are.