Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 07, 2023

You don’t need to feel his wrath, Travis!!!

Always bargain down.

Watch out! Best to keep your mouth shut….

Leopold’s side-eye is fantastic!

See now…. Travis ain’t asking for much. Just a little flava in his life.

I would enjoy lemonade, but I’m sure Travis would prefer the body.

Leopold is into making Travis miserable. So giving him a body… AND a Bus Ticket has potential! I can think of quite a few destinations that would Suck. They would be so bad… Travis might ask to be back to body-less and back in the jar!

If you want to know a few places… I will list a couple. But I am sure you can add a few more! Los Angeles – specifically Skid Row. Daggett, California (prosperous if you want to own a gas station to leave… but churches suffer and don’t survive).

Leopold you’ll never get ahead with that defeatist attitude…

Mango formaldehyde… yuuuuum. /hovervoice

Attach his head to Gary’s body, and see if the two of them get along?

He’d probably give him a lady’s body. :)

Travis lives and thrives on hope and optimism. That must drive Leopold looney….