Monty by Jim Meddick for May 07, 2023

Pay up, ya deadbeat.

Voodoo you think you are!

So that’s how Pinterest works

Monty continues to add to the public perception that he’s a weirdo lol

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2011/10/05

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2012/10/04

She should have foreseen that he would not pay. Faker.

What a Prick!

She’s good!

Ha! Wish I could do that to people who have overdue library books. “You will suffer from constipation until you return that James Patterson novel you’ve have for three months now!”

That’s me on Simvastatin.

Beware of voo you doo business with.

Neither got dolled up for the surrise appearance.

YIKES! Pay the bill or else it gets worse, then don’t rack it up again. She has no mercy.

Wife: “Do you feel a stabbing pain, like someone is sticking needles into your voodoo doll image?”

Husband:“No?”

Wife: “How about now?”

Fortune tellers always always get paid up front. They know how things happen .

What a pin in the a$$!

Fortune tellers that I know only take cash up front…..

How she can aim with those eyes is beyond me!!!! lol. :)

I wouldn’t mess with her. :)

I don’t think he’s getting his money’s worth with the old fortune teller.

His fortune teller is so successful she lives in a high-rise instead of a hut?

Pay your bills on time,Monty! Far fewer owies that way….

If fortune telling really works, why aren’t they all rich?