Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 12, 2023

Dare you to use c) on your next T/F test.

“False dichotomy” is a standard illogic.

(e) Enlightenment covers all bases!

There’s a proverb for everything.

Is that a cowbell

She knows how to draw outside the box. A necessity with a pupil like that.

How will pundits, politicians, fundraisers and media live if denied such tools?

(d) without a doubt!

my family usually gives me an option I never suggested… kinda annoying really. :L

Caulfield presents a conundrum. If one is known by the company one keeps, but keeps to oneself, then who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?

But can your mother ride a bicycle?

Another example of dueling aphorisms:

1) Blood is thicker than water.

2) You can pick your friends, but you’re stuck with your relatives.

Someone once told me that he doesn’t trust anyone who doesn’t drink alcohol.

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I told him I don’t trust anyone who makes snap judgements about people by shallow standards such as whether or not they drink alcohol.

Immigrants or veterans,

Homeless or foreign aid,

Socialism or capitalism.

People or corporations.

I can rule out B and, by extension, D. Being true to oneself is vague and can lead to rotten behavior.

Best. Strip. Ever.

Caulfield, only the teacher gets to make multiple choice questions. As a student, your only option is to live with it.

I’ve been known to add options to multiple choice tests.