JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 12, 2023

Unreasonable, head-strong, closed-minded…….Future government politicians.

I, for one, am looking forward to the “Battle of the Blonds Which Will Result in a Stern Lecture From Sunny.”

Yes she is. You are at least ten, enjoy your childhood while you can

The only thing two of them can agree on is that the third one’s wrong!

My experience was walking around with a book in front of my crotch to hide you know what.

They got friendzoned.

Special guest appearance by Joe, Marcy, Dana, and Delray (otherwise known as “the parents”)

As soon as any of those boys finds an actual girlfriend, Sunny’s “we’re just friends” attitude is going to change right quick in a hurry.

Sorry Sunny. But the competition has already started and you can’t stop it.

Considering they’re ignoring your wishes already I say staying friends is being WAY too generous to them.

Do you want to be with a woman who’s wrong?

We men are pretty much always wrong and it often upsets those women we love.

Dr. Appleby will eventually be the winner!

Hmm, I like Doctor Appleby’s answer, but they’ve got a self-proving argument!

I would choose the well adjusted Dr. Appleby if I were Sunny

You need large panels to see the two happily married adult couples at left(adds to the joke).

My local paper has them as just schmears.