Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 15, 2023

Well, they are all made of iron.

Can’t opener, if you ask me.

You can buy a clamshell opener that comes in a clamshell. The plastic ones.

Yes, Iike some of that office urniture please

A can of worms.

Can’t open’er.

Office Urniture is what you need when you gotta sit your ash down and get to work.

Only a coyote would invest in that startup!

Where’s the canned laughter?

I bet they bought them from IKEA.

Somebody better call Alanis Morrisette! This is Ironic.

If they ever get started they’ll attract a lot of cats.

It’s like rain on your wedding day or a free ride when you’ve already paid.

I have one, but you can’t borrow it.

I thought “irony” was what you used to press your shirts. But I could be wrong here.

I’m prepared. I have a P-38 in my EDC.

This is why I always buy frozen office furniture. :)

I hear there’s an opening in Metal Management.

Their entry-level workers make aluminimum wage.

How can it be irony if they don’t have an iron, either?

We can order one online. The computer is in the office furniture can,

I’ll be right back. I have to go to the can. Oh wait…

That’s what is called a hiccup in a startup, in finance…

Swiss Army knives often have a can opener.