Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 10, 2023

It’s nice to know even at that age you’ve still got it.

So he can still pierce with his “arrow.”

Really nice picture, John. and a excellent joke…

The professor from the Umbrella Academy really IS old!

Imagine the outcry if someone published that ad today, especially in the US.

His Excellenz the Titular-Herr Ritter Kauderwalsch von Pferdefuss-Qyacksalber, the distinguished Conservative Premier himself, no longer had need of his walking stick. One night with luscious Lulu had gotten his motor racing again. Indeed, he felt as energized as a new Stutz Bearcat!

Please call her and tell her that I will return her undergarments tomorrow.

This story could go in so many different (perverse) directions. What did the Butler see? Is the Butler’s Secret Idenity "Trixie?

hope Norton doesn’t find out

Dirty ole man…Trixie had his head spinning and he ended up with Vertigo…

Indeed.

Old is not always a state of mind or body!

Thank you, James. Be sure to have the room disinfected.

BUTLER: In 9 years, the money I’ve saved under my mattress from that paltry salary you pay will look like a fortune to you. And when you come to me for help I’ll gleefully tell you to shove this cane up your A$$!!! And at that time I’ll also confess that the foul odor you often notice WAS ME!!! THAT’S RIGHT! THE BUTLER DID IT! Ummm, but until then – your Driver is waiting at the curb, sir.

Thoughtful of her.

Say old boy aren’t you a little old to be taking trophy panties ?

OG Playa! My Hero!!

nice wheels… ☺