Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 05, 2023

I find that hard to believe.

Y’know, bad Eggs do have their own special appeal.

She sounds eggs-asperated.

Should I egg you on? I have one more about my congresscritter: his only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken’s cloaca and wait.

OUCH !

Although Ella was a perfectly good egg, she was ostrich-sized.

But to her surprise the very next Monday they did it like rabbits

Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chickens butt (I was edited)and wait!

She should move to Dogpatch and chase after that Li’l Abner Yolk-um feller.

the story of my life, right there.

Eggzactly.

\\//_

She looks Egg-asperated. No Egg-stacy for her. She should lay out a new plan and see how it hatches.

LOL! Her goose was fried, flipped or poached!

The ultra social Ella just had to have human contact even on the day after her nose job and face lift. In an ingenious effort to be among people she went to a stranger’s funeral and buried the bruising behind fake grief. Her plan fell apart when the other mourners asked her how she happened to have had such an emotional bond with the 99 year old deceased black man whose name she couldn’t recall.

Even I’ll admit that that long walk was only worth it for the exercise. As Nirvana sang – All Apologies

Oh the horror!!!!

Maybe if we could see your face, you might have a chance.

Just wait Ella, the Easter parade is just beginning here come the male egg lovers!

Bit of a “scramble” to get to the punchline…

Men have to work for it. Women have to go through the torture of just asking.

I guess she’ll never find out who came first…

John, I can’t decide if this one deserves a Ooh or a Boo. ;p

Oof. Well, that’s Ella on your face.

Boo! :D

Obviously this traumatic experience drove her to become the girl sidekick of the Special Guest Villain, Egghead (Vincent Price). Poor deluded girl!

she’s just eggsaggerating. unless she really lays an egg she’s sure to get laid…

I guess the yolk’s on her.

Nice pun!

Here’s more:1. Happy Easter to all my peeps.

2. Heard any good yolks?

3. How was your Easter? I’m dyeing to know.

4. I don’t even carrot at all about how many chocolate bunnies I’m eating today.

The rarest of rarities: a willing beauty unable to get a rise out of a willing stud.

Not “even though,” “because.”