That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 03, 2023

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope

Frank’s plan of meeting women by doing some art modeling didn’t work out as he hoped.

Worst table dance ever.

/// There are children here, learning to draw,

Were they traumatized by what they saw?

No, they see nothing lewd

in a man nearly nude—

this is Flanders, and not Arkansas.

loser of the 5th grade strip poker tournament…

“What am I bid?

Doesn’t That man have any clothes, daddy?

“Hmm? Uh, yes he does look… uhmm, effeminate.”

After all the publicity about that statue of David, you’d think folks would have gotten the message……..

He’s willing to work cheap. Ask him to pose and he’ll do it for a thong.

Gunther was so clueless. When he heard the drawing class model appeared “cache-sexe” he brought … well … cash.

Dumbeldore (that’s him on the right with his back towards us) telling Harry his magic wand isn’t working and he needs to go put his clothes back on.

The idea was interesting, but the highway committee eventually decided to use basic direction arrows

The substitute teacher misread the lesson plan; Chippendales Rescue Rangers was more educational than than the School Board could accept.

The punters were in a tizzy finalizing all of the betting positions as no-one expected John to have won the closely-fought strip poker match down to his last piece of clothing.

“And my friends told me that getting the Brazilian wax job done was a waste of money.”

I’ll give him this he has a lot of cojones standing up there!

The Drawing School: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Genre scenes by Michiel Sweerts" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string tekenles, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3107 (April 3, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by this artist have been used here, the November 15, 2021, strip being the prior.

The boys all loved his gross dirty feet and concentrated on drawing “Man Needing a Pedicure”.

How to Draw Doug (rejected installment)

I’m too sexy for this century, too sexy for this century, too sexy for the 17th Century,

And I’m too sexy for this country, too sexy for this country, too sexy for stupid Flanders,

And I’m too sexy for GoComics.

Girl squatting down…“Oh my God, that’s my older brother!”

The Pessimist Sees the Model as Half-Clothed, the Optimist Sees Him as Half-Full Monty.

“When he walked in I was going to call my painting ‘Pizza Delivery Man’. So much for that.”

“The Drawing School,” ca. 1655

Uh-oh…busted…there goes the disability check. Who told the burghers I was working for Michiel?!

The 1640 Amsterdam fashion show was famous for introducing the Speedo.

The initial shock soon turned to furious note taking when the instructor pointed out how everything looked bigger after a little manscaping.

final bidding on model is dependent on him removing his groin cloth to show all his attributes.

The Class Clown is the guy who jumps on the table and strips in the middle of the AP History exam.

The Class Comedian is the guy who convinced him to do it.

I never do instagram: I just went there and a virus popped up telling me I had to join to see more. Not everone (me) uses those crap places…

“OK, this is more realistic, but couldn’t we learn condom use with a banana, like in a normal Middle School?”

Two Centuries before French Impressionism and German Expressionism, there was Flemish Exhibitionism.

“Life Drawing? You’re in the wrong hall. This is Abnormal Psychology, and we’re studying Paraphilic Exhibitionist Disorder.”

“Of course I’m drawing him as Saint Sebastian. I draw everybody as Saint Sebastian. It makes the voices go away.”

Girl in center: “Anybody want to buy a girl a drink? Won’t anybody even talk to me? … I think I picked the wrong nightclub.”

“I’m a Little Teapot”

Can you believe it? He wanted me to pull all four fingers!

Magic Michiel 4: The Antwerp An-Twerk.

That would be a great job. Get comfortable and pose.