Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 07, 2023

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  over 1 year ago

    A better kingdom, for him, when the malcontents are removed or get the dungeon. At least Spook would have company.

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    Farside99  over 1 year ago

    Sounds like the current FBI. While you’re at it, see if you can stir up some trouble,

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    If you get rid of all the complainers, you can say that nobody complains. At least, that’s how the city of Reykjavik did it while I worked there.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    Why is it called eavesdropping?

    “Eavesdropping is the unauthorized real-time interception of a private communication, such as a phone call, instant message, videoconference or fax transmission. The term eavesdrop derives from the practice of actually standing under the eaves of a house, listening to conversations inside.”

    I used to take tours of Scottish castles on the “castle trail”. Many had hidden rooms beside the banquet room where a servant could hide and overhear the conversations of the guests. Not to be confused with “Priest Holes”.

    https://www.visitscotland.com/things-to-do/attractions/castles/scotland-castle-trail

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    He’ll still come up short.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That is going to be difficult since your policies have rendered most of them homeless.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Insecure, incompetent Leaders are made from the same mold!

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    Droptma Styx  over 1 year ago

    Best line to come out of “A Handmaid’s Tale”: “A better world doesn’t mean better for everyone. For some, it’s worse.”

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    J. R. M.   over 1 year ago

    Time to expand the jail cells.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is it too much to hope that the peasants will give accurate complaints and grievances, but false names and addresses? After all, they know the Fink pretty well.

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    brklnbern  over 1 year ago

    Better by disposing of the complainers.

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