Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 02, 2023

It will hold the “purse” from the combined Triple Crown.

It was inevitable

My standard poodle is now my purse dog.

Would like to see her try to carry that bag.

Do you have anything larger? It’s still a bit small for my wife.

I see she’s able to Popp in to the bag. It’s a supercalifragilistic bag.

She must have a really big hand (the one we can’t see).

How do you pay for a bag like that? Lease or a mortgage?

I could fit my apartment in there!

Now to fill it with purse candy, that tastes like perfume and waxy lipstick..

Mom, is that you?

egads!? why does she need a bag that big? :\

One bag standing in another. (Exit stage right.)

Not to mention the kitchen sink…oy

Sure that it can hold everything now?…..

More of a body bag.

That bag is so big on the outside. I prefer my TardisBag™.

The beginning of a Matryoshka set.

Salesperson: “…and when you’re being robbed, it doubles as a safe room!”

Now all she needs to do is put a motor in it and attach some wheels…

I’ve always had concerns about going in a woman’s purse, a body could get lost in there.

OK Mike, how did you learn of my wife’s proclivities?…

It is perfect for large drone deliveries!

Well, those phones keep getting bigger.

Fear the Purse, Fear it !