Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 18, 2023

How about just “Find me”?

I wish Pig was more confident.

Why not? Car companies tell you buy their vehicle so that you can have a wild and exciting life.

Next sign, Find Me Bearable.

He must have been thinking of the song “Call Me Irresponsible”…

Adding “please” to the sign might help.

A bit like playing Hide and Seek.

But I identify as irresistible.

I find you delicious!!!

You gotta channel your inner Power Station. Simply irresistible!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8&pp=ygUTc2ltcGx5IGlycmVzaXN0aWJsZQ%3D%3D

Crocs would find Pig irresistible.

Have you hugged a pig today?

Attach some electrical probes to see if he’s a resistor.

He shouldn’t listen to rat, that’s a mighty fine swine!

Do the best you can with what you’ve got.

Rat would easily succeed with “Find me obnoxious”!

It worked on me, Pig.

Some people love “Piggy Banks”!

The world’s greatest invention, the hug. and it doesn’t cost a dime!!!!!!!

Go with “marginally tolerable”…

Simply irresistible

I’m in the opposite camp on this one. Unless you’re my wife or selected family members, no huggy no kissy (whether or not there’s a wedding ring involved).

I was fine with people touching me in high school, provided they were girls, but now, hands off. I get especially annoyed at people who think it’s okay to put their hands on you as a “friendly gesture.” My space bubble is large, and I will bite you.

not allowed to say. my wife will hurt me

I hugged my cat!

Please find me irresistible. There, fixed your sign, Pig.

There ya go, just keep lowering the bar until you can meet the goals. Usually Rat’s gig, but hey, why not Pig as well?

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=plush+pig+stuffed+animal&crid=2Y176UMF0O7OM&sprefix=plush+pig%2Caps%2C156&ref=nb_sb_ss_ts-doa-p_4_9

I do, Pig! You remind me of my sister, optimistic, pleasant, always! She’s been gone a year.

I’ve always been fond of pigs. They’re so cute and cuddly.

Pig, not only would I find you irresistible but i would then Hug you. Rat, well tougher call on that.

I’d like to be found somewhat huggable

Poor PIG! Begging for love. ☹️☹️☹️

I have a t-shirt that says, ‘Have You Hugged Your Postmaster Today’? My dearly departed mom gave it to me, and I treasure it. She was a postmaster, and so is my daughter.

Don’t worry, Pig. I find you huggable. Not somewhat.

Aww

My friend always send her “Luv & Hogs.” I gave a shout out to Pastis on Free Range this morning. ;>)

In my school days no girl ever called me ‘handsome’, but some called me ‘cute’. Ok… I thought, cute will do!

Pearls has gotten very depressing lately

If he changed his name to Piggy Sue, Buddy Holly would write a love song to him.

bro tyna get the W Rizz10/10

That’s Rat’s job.

*EXCEPTIONALLY huggable!!! Pig is such a sweet little baby. <3

Oh, you can. You just can’t expect them to comply.

Advice for today, “Never get into a fight with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig likes it”!

Lost his irresistible, has he? Blimey, that’s too bad…

Maybe Pig is missing a word. Maybe he meant to write, “Find Me Someone Irresistible.” Maybe he’s looking for a mate!

Bacon is irresistible, though… :D

We all love you, Pig.

It’s still a long shot, Pig. But keep on trying. Maybe you’ll get lucky! (Yeah, right….)

[Hugs Pig]