Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Rat needs to believe to people stay away from him because he wants it that way.

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    I thought Rat was people repellent.

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    I need a burrito  over 1 year ago

    “People repellent. Theyre much mor of a problem”

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    Algolei I  over 1 year ago

    He has a spray-on personality.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It is.

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    MathProf2  over 1 year ago

    It’s just not that hard to get people to avoid rats.

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    Sanspareil  over 1 year ago

    Don’t tell him Goat!

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    Robin Harwood  over 1 year ago

    Two cans, please.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    A rat needs people repellent???

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    Mostly it is.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Just do what some folks I know do, wear headphones and listen to music when out!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t think Rat needs that.

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    jel354  over 1 year ago

    Some avoid Rat like the plague.

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    Acworthless  over 1 year ago

    Does it come in different varieties and strengths, like “Idiot,” “Political Extremist,” “Religious Fanatic,” or “Bicyclist?”

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    Just can it, Rat.

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    Is the smell in the can of a wet dog that has just rolled in something unmentionable in the park?

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    juicebruce  over 1 year ago

    Rat save the spray …. Don’t Bathe for a long time ;-)

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    Egrayjames  over 1 year ago

    Did someone say rat poison?

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    Procat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If wonder if that spray will keep Rat safe in NY City, as they have a rat czar now.

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    Rat can keep looking at his phone the whole time. That can be a repellent.

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    JD_Rhoades  over 1 year ago

    Also, he’s a rat.

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    Squoop  over 1 year ago

    PeopleBGone TM

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Yeah, his personality is a people repellant. As for me, I need a can of that.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    You don’t need that human repellent, Rat. Humans don’t wanna be around your kind, anyways. One sight of you, and they’ll immediately call the exterminator.

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    hitman4cookies  over 1 year ago

    I’ll take a 6-pack!

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    I think some people work at being a(n) ______________ and to others it comes naturally.

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    That reminds me, I need to make a Walmart run. Now where did I put my weirdo repellent?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    If only…..

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  over 1 year ago

    Good one Steph.

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    TwilightFaze  over 1 year ago

    It’s both: The smell offends on the first layer and for those unaffected all he has to do is talk.

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkegDMwDo7k

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    Old27F20  over 1 year ago

    …..secondary insurance!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s a rat. People should be avoiding him at all times

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    And it costs $4.98 per can!

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    I just hand out an IRS business card and people give me a wide berth.

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    marko92752  over 1 year ago

    Can I get that on Amazon?

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    They scurry. Most people depart from scurriers. Elephants run screaming.

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    MrWolf Gamer  over 1 year ago

    So thats why people hate rats9/10

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    A certain red hat is also People Repellent.

    ( Sorry, it’s political, but I couldn’t resist.)

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    Foe  over 1 year ago

    Rat probably doesn’t like communal tables

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    knight1192a  over 1 year ago

    It is just his personality, Rat doesn’t realize the can is bug replenat that some con artist has relabled to make big bucks off of idiots like himself.

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    ekke  over 1 year ago

    Sire, the people are repellent, aren’t they?

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    rugeirn  over 1 year ago

    Has Ted Cruz started marketing his yet?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    I thought Rat was a born people repellant.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    One way or the other, it works. Rat is shunned, and he loves it….

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    bunrabbit99  over 1 year ago

    where can i buy some?

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    BillS50  over 1 year ago

    Where can I buy a case of those spray cans? Does Amazon have them?

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    glowing-steak32  over 1 year ago

    There isn’t enough for me.

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