Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2023

Pigita, that saucy wench.

Pig, who knew.

He’s finally growing up.

Oh pig what have you done and isnt that rats job

Must have been a plate of hot bacon on his texts!

I hope Pig practices Safe Text.

Makin’ bacon. (Sorry if that sounds very inappropriate.)

Pig and Pigita generate a lot of heat with their hot texts.

Sometimes I regret Pig.

Just block the texters Pig!

Pig gets sexy texts? Oh. He sends them

Sexy texts? Who would send Pig sexy texts? Never mind. I don’t wanna know.

Someone is sending Pig sexy texts? I hope it’s Pigita.

Maybe he’s got a Fatal Attraction thing going with Petunia Pig.

Rat is jealous that he doesn’t get “sexy” texts.

Hopefully things get sizzling with Pigita…

I never get that message from my phone.

What’s a PIG like you doing in a place like this? LOL

A few years ago, when I was 65 someone sexted my number by mistake. I texted back that I wasn’t who they thought I was, which was the wrong thing to say because that started her sexting me in role-play mode. It took me a little while to realize she was probably a little drunk or stoned. I had so many questions for my friends after that. I am definitely not up to par on this stuff. It almost got my friends and I removed from our Sunday coffee at Perkin’s because of the raucous laughter when I showed them the texts.

Run it thru the washing machine. THAT’LL cure it!!

Ignorance is bliss, Rat, though I’m sure it’s too late for you.

I do this

Who’s sending sexy texts to Pig?

Gosh, I didn’t think Pig was into that kind of texting!

My buddy asked me to help him get pictures off his old phone. Lots of nudes women sent him. I said, “Nobody ever sends me naked pictures.” He said, “Trust me – it ain’t worth the drama.”

Who’s sending those sexy texts? Pigita?

He must have gotten one of those “AI companions.”

Chill out.