Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 04, 2023

What’s the number for pest control?…..

… and dry rot.

He’s more like dead wood.

You’re just lumbering around.

Timber is when you are about to fall down!

Which one?

Better than some who are running.

He’s just barking up a tree.

Just waiting for the AX to fall then?

Wood he actually try?

Presidential “Timber!” ( = “Look out!” “Warning!” “Danger!”)

More likely he has Japanese Beetles or yellow canker.

BURN HIM!!

That’s Biden.

The late great Russell Baker once wrote that the parties don’t look for presidential timber anymore; they want presidential plastic, which they can melt down and reshape endlessly according to what they think the public will buy.

Wood alcoholic

I know a few Republican candidates who could fit here.

If Senator Batson is ‘timber’, I wouldn’t tap his sap unless I wanted to get drunk ! ! !

He seems intent on making an ash of himself.

Well then, that means there are a lot of termites in the Washington swamp.

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Maple, he drips pure maple syrup, politically speaking…

With presidential timber like that, he’ll be running on the Lumbertarian ticket.

Are termites anything like term limits?

Sen Belfry is correct, timber is dead wood.