Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 21, 2023

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    David_the_CAD  about 1 year ago

    The more I hear that word the more I am sure that it means people who do not live in a dream world of a history that never existed,

    Now if you will excuse me it is time for me to go to sleep.

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    einarbt  about 1 year ago

    Glad I came here before the comment section fireworks start going off.

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 1 year ago

    100 people, 100 definitions. 50 fist fights

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    When I went to happy hour, everybody started out happy. Some got happier, some got nasty!

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    Kurtass Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I just got woke, now I’m at work. How can I get to work, if I don’t get woke.

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    dot-the-I  about 1 year ago

    It can mean flying flying dinnerware and pies at a Thanksgiving dinner.

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    figuratively speaking  about 1 year ago

    Yeah, I’ve got better things to do like laundry.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    Discussing Tomorrow: “Nouns — Pros and Cons”

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 1 year ago

    Pretty sure Abraham Lincoln would be considered woke in today’s world.

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    bbenoit  about 1 year ago

    Woke means whatever the utterer needs it to mean to demean someone they’re too lazy to try to understand. Meaningless, in other words.

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    WickWire64  about 1 year ago

    Woke means you do not waste your time being a total putz who gets offended by all sorts of trivial crap concerning other people leading their lives and not hurting anyone else and then has a DEFCON level 1 snowflake meltdown every time they find out that everyone else is not willing to be part of their putz cult

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Some people never want to wake up.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Woke” is what lousy selfish people call people who actually care about something other than themselves. So they can pretend that selfishness is GOOD.

    It’s also a term from black slang, so it’s perfect for firing up the racists into an outrage. Same reason they use “Critical Race Theory.” It has “Race” in the title, so it fires up the racists.

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    Papakillamon  about 1 year ago

    I’ve asked every one who has made the utterance, with no response. They used to call us N***** lovers here in the sunny south land.

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    Funniguy  about 1 year ago

    From what I read above it is clear the guy looking at his watch in the toon and uttering the words in the balloon has the correct response to the signage.

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    Can't Sleep  about 1 year ago

    “Woke” is so vague, it perfectly represents a party without domestic, foreign or economic policies – and whose only policy is loudly “protecting” America from non-existent threats like drag queens, anyone trans, and Disney World.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    After all the different and very tiresome explanations for the word woke, I getting tired waiting for the term that will replace it in a few days or weeks. Always happens.

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    SusieB  about 1 year ago

    I have a T Shirt that states: Proud Member of the Woke Mob

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    batesmom7  about 1 year ago

    The Late Show called on Rihanna and Drake to help feature DeSantis’s obsession with woke. https://www.tiktok.com/@colbertlateshow/video/7224307697917824302

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I really don’t care anymore. It’s all groovy.

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    ragsarooni Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Just what DOES “woke” mean? I seriously have absolutely no idea….no haters/smart a$$ comments please,cuz we all KNOW yer out there!

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    I’d rather use the term undead. That way I can claim to be a horror movie fan

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    pheets  about 1 year ago

    Like the horse world as well. Ask two trainers one question, get five answers. And they are all right, just ask them. After the dust settles ; )

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    preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It all depends on who you ask. For someone with a dictionary, and a brain, woke means to be aware. For a Repub candidate, it’s the worst thing to come along since Communism.

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    Holden Awn  about 1 year ago

    Unfortunately we live in a time where simply disagreeing with others can and does get you all sorts of nasty and insulting feedback and labels.

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    artjohn42  about 1 year ago

    From my reading of the Bible, to reject being “woke” is to reject living by any of the tenets of Christianity. Oops.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I am not concerned about what the word means today. We used the same word, in basically the same context, in the early 70s. It simply meant “aware” or “hip”. If people want to argue about it, go ahead. It’s your time, waste it as you wish…

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    kevinaitchison  about 1 year ago

    Woke is just the right wing’s latest attempt (after SJW, Politically Correct and Bleeding Heart) to craft an insult out of their disgust that other people have empathy.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Woke means ending your sleep. Moral or otherwise.

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    cherns Premium Member about 1 year ago

    My take is that “woke” is nothing more or less than the old term “political correctness.” The term started out meaning adherence to a particular political line, but became generalized to adherence to some concept of progressive behaviour, sometimes ironically.

    (I first ran into the term in Berkeley in the 1960s There’s an interesting history in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_correctness )

    Like many concepts, PC can run in a spectrum, from sensible and sensitive to extreme and wacky:

    —It’s reasonable to object to, say, misogynistic lyrics in rap music; claiming that Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony is a depiction of rape is, IMHO, crazy. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_McClary )

    —It’s reasonable to avoid and condemn using racial or ethnic slurs; it’s overreach to claim (as I once observed in a forum elsewhere) that the term “when I was a little nipper” is a slur against Americans of Japanese descent.

    -It’s reasonable to advocate for gender equality. I thought it overzealous when a political constituency group I was part of was allocated eight delegates to the national convention, and three women and five men wanted to attend, but the group decided to send only six-three men and three women—in order that the delegation be “balanced” between males and females.

    —It’s reasonable and necessary to deplore and fight against rape, but IMHO over the top to declare, along with Susan Brownmiller, that it’s “a conscious process of intimidation by which all men keep all women in a state of fear.”

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    William Timm  about 1 year ago

    Is anybody else sick of “woke”?

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    CougarAllen  about 1 year ago

    These days if you’re not considered racist enough you get called “woke,” which is apparently supposed to be an insult — at least, the racists think it’s an insult. The rest of us, not so much.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 1 year ago

    NEXT: WOKE lapel pins.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 1 year ago

    When they find out what it means, can they tell us? Please?

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What woke means? Idiots foisting their unwanted, unrealistic opinions and beliefs on those who don’t want them, including those subjects of their blinkered beliefs

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