Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 18, 2023

The gift shop is very confusing but how are the prices?

Wait… is she wearing a monocle under that eyepatch?

What would be confusing about a time-travel-themed museum’s gift shop?

That is the most yoni time portal I’ve ever seen.

A scary possiblity is that Marigold loses her eye at some point in the future and she wants to look at her face as it once was.

Otherwise she doesn’t look too different and I doubt she’ll ever look old.

But maybe she only thinks she looks younger

I’m not sure how far into the future she is from.

it will be interesting to see how Marigold gets to this point if it continues.

Phoebe already pranked her past self once.

Mari from the future isn’t a patch on present Mari! :D

And people keep ignoring the temporal prime directive posted on the wall.

What happened to her eye in the future?

But they sell these great eye patches!

ARRRRRR!!!

We can’t see all of future Marigold, so I wonder if she has a peg leg and a parrot (preferably not deceased).

Future Marigold has an eyepatch like in My Little Pony

But, it does sell these stylin’ eye patches.

I annoyed the gift-shop clerk by saying I would come back and pay for my selections yesterday.

Probably chock-full of wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey stuff. ;-)