Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 14, 2023

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    Asharah  over 1 year ago

    Read her the myth of Icarus.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Denver would have something to say about that.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Calvin’s dad and Kate would get along.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    I’m surprised to see Kate being the evil one.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 1 year ago

    The adiabatic lapse rate in dry air is 9.8 °C/km (5.4 °F per 1,000 ft). In other words, it will ordinarily get cooler the higher one goes. Basic physics.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    Cunning little vixen.

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    dadoctah  over 1 year ago

    “…and sometimes one of them will fly straight into the path of a Randy Johnson pitch.”

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    “Seasonal” Note (especially for those who live in the Northern Hemisphere): we (the earth) is closest to the sun in January and will be farthest from the sun in July.

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    Kate for US emper… eh sorry president. She is certainly is evil enough.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 1 year ago

    And that’s why it’s warmer at the top of Mount Everest than at its base.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    Igor Stravinsky, “The Firebird.”

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    Bwucie  over 1 year ago

    Part of the language on the Big Island to the west of us (Oz), the exclamation of amazement or wonder, “Stone the flaming crows!”So the Aussies have always known Kate is correct…

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    mwest  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of a news report I saw some years back – they were interviewing a roofer during a heat wave and he was saying how his work was so hot because he was closer to the sun. Yeah, because 93 million miles minus 30 feet makes such a difference!!!

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Kate plays to Danae’s strengths, which include gullibility when fantasy in involved.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Especially near the solar mirror farm.

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Cheeky Kate , Cheeky……

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    Geophyzz  over 1 year ago

    Today seems like a good time to ask, where is their mom?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Then she can watch owls and bats and Chinese spy balloons.

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    Mario500  over 1 year ago

    (admires art of this cartoon)

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    It must be true, I heard it on Fox News.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Evidently, Danae isn’t the only evil child in this family. Kate is just the unsuspected one.

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    Icarus.

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    dogbreath84  over 1 year ago

    Danae has the same understanding of science that most Americans do.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sometimes, logical, isn’t really true.

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    Droptma Styx  over 1 year ago

    Kate taking cues from Calvin’e dad?

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 1 year ago

    In the northern hemisphere we are closer to the sun in the winter

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    UBBM Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No one knows how to push your buttons like a sibling.

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    LEOKEV  over 1 year ago

    Hard to believe that Kate is the little sister!

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    Masterskrain  over 1 year ago

    Crafty, Kate!!

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    eclectic1  over 1 year ago

    I was expecting “because warm air rises.” Sometimes it is cooler in the valleys because the cold air settles.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 1 year ago

    It’s true. That’s why the top 30 observatories are at altitudes over 10,000 feet… so they’re closer to the stars.

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    WickWire64  over 1 year ago

    Kate should have simply told her to move a little bit over so Danae could get a closer look

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    Smart Kate; Dumb Danae!!!

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    1953Baby  over 1 year ago

    WAYTAGO, KATE!!!!!

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    …and I never close my eyes, because I’m afraid of the dark.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    That fixes her for a day or two. Kate has free time now!

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    Can't Sleep  over 1 year ago

    I love when Kate plays mind games with Danae! And Kate does it soooo well!

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    I hope she doesn’t fasten her own wings and test out that theory

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Kate, did you just decide to push all of Danae’s buttons for a change?

    Happy Mother’s Day to the dads who do the work of both parents!

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    Kilrwat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A different sort of evil genius runs in the family…

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Only if their feathers are attached with wax. Daedalus should have invented hot glue.

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    pchemcat  over 1 year ago

    True Story. I once had a boss who would turn the heater vents to point towards the ceiling in the winter (the heaters were already located near the ceiling). We would get a ladder and point them down towards us since the building would get so cold. One day he came in yelling about us turning the vents towards the floor because we were wasting heat. We tried to explain to him that heat rises and pointing the vents towards the ceilings were of no use. He argued that heat falls and cold air rises and that is why there is snow on the mountains. Yes, he really said that. We gave us and just wore coats inside all winter.

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    eb110americana  over 1 year ago

    I visited my brother in Colorado (high altitude) a year and a half ago. I noticed that the temperature difference between when the sun comes out, and goes behind the clouds is quite drastic. I doubt the relatively small percentage of distance to the sun has anything to do with it. My theory is that there’s less atmosphere to protect you up there.

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    Ji535m  over 1 year ago

    Evil? Or just outsmarting her?

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 1 year ago

    If Danae spent a little more time studying in school she wouldn’t fall for this.

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    Once in a while, once in a while, once in a long while, finally…

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    Rigneybot  over 1 year ago

    I wanna grow up to be just like Kate

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Speaking of “alternative facts” …

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Kate has a book while Danae doesn’t. That says a lot about the differences between them.

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member over 1 year ago

    ooh Kate, you are a sneaky one :D

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    AB9SS  over 1 year ago

    Even Kate feels like pulling a Danae. After all, they share the some of the same genes.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    HEADSTONE OF ICARUS—-“If at first you don’t succeed—-fly,fly again”

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    hex  over 1 year ago

    The only time I’ve seen a bird burst into flames was during a thunder/lightning storm … several hours after sunset. OTOH, Kate’s explanation makes it perfectly clear why the summit of Mt. Everest, the “closest place to the sun” on the planet is perpetually covered with snow. LOL.

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    Semolina Pilchard  over 1 year ago

    Also because heat rises!

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