Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2023

Maybe someone can take Pig cookies as he’s recovering in the hospital.

The words “crash diet” come to mind.

Pig just tossed his cookies.

Oh, well. That’s the way the pig with the cookies crumbles.

quite a let down…

Funny strip, funny comments, life is good. :-)

At least hes too weak to eat them cookies

Hope Pig is okay.

Must’ve been from a drop cookie recipe.

Belly laugh, good one Pastis!

There was a “pork roll” for a while there!

it’s a dough life…

Next time, just scarf them down. You are a pig, after all.

Pig really doesn’t want to share.

Pig wants to be a kssh (cush) maker?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4yxtmb/the_cushmaker/

They didn’t’t make it that far.

That’s what you get for walking around with your eyes closed

turn off the lights then it be believable. ;)

Should not walk around with your eyes closed, especially if you are upstairs. Besides, Pig isn’t old enough yet to hide his cookies from himself.

Those two are stairing out in horror.

Well that didn’t work out as planned…

Pretty blasé, Rat. Could be a waste of good cookies. On the other hand, maybe there will be a fresh side of bacon for breakfast tomorrow….

Maybe I should’ve hidden them.

Pig, you should have shared those cookies with Pastis!

The cookies probably got inhaled on the way down.

That’s a short trip followed by a long fall.

Poor Pig! Concentrated too much on the cookies.

It’s better this way- everyone knows that broken cookie pieces don’t have any calories.

Dust to dust … better get the vacuum cleaner, and maybe the bacon fryer.

Hope he didn’t break all of the cookies (I wonder what kind they were….)

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

They’ll talk to you, you know. They’ll tell you over and over how delicious they are. They’ll tell you how hurt they are that you’re ignoring them. Then you’ll feel so guilty that you will have to scarf them all down! I know this from experience….

Finally, a funny one!…

On the bright side, they might no longer be edible.