Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 25, 2023

How much coffee do they drink? That’s a pretty full pot for two people – or maybe just Darryl.

Normally, burglars don’t like houses with children.

Good point though. Have none of the neighborhood snoops reported anything?

Laser guided killer robot needed, programmed by Hammie.

Need a new sign: House protected by Hammie

Forget the coffee and,they need whiskey

As to burglars, time to deploy cameras and alarm.

Signs in my front door along with the dog sign: “This house is protected by a supersonic guided projectile launcher.” “My wife has the hearing of a mouse and I the eyesight of a cat.”

Better bar and board up all the doors and windows and post warning signs like “We Do Not Fire Warning Shots”! Give the house the whole Walking Dead makeover!

So, get a loud, yappy dog.

Same neighborhood, 3 times in a week? These are very stupid crooks, and burglary is not a crime field for the stupid. They’ll get caught.

Set-up for a burglary attempt later this week.

Better let Hammie watch “Home Alone” again.

Relax Wanda, with your three kids, you have nothing to worry about.

The neighborhood robberies must be pretty bad where these creators live to make an arc of it in a usually lighthearted strip. I almost feel sorry for any burglar breaking in this home, with those three kids, they’ll scram. :-o

This somehow reminded me of the “kissing burglar”. Anybody who is a senior citizen as I am may remember that from early 1960’s TV. I think it was “The Flintstones”, but I’m not totally sure. The women seemed to be hoping that the “romantic kissing burglar” would break in at night. In later years, that would have understandably provoked feminist protest.

THIS. IS. SEWIOUS!

https://youtu.be/-EbflCis0Wk

Has Hammie got an alibi?

Three break ins in a week in a middle class white suburban neighborhood is pretty alarming. I grew up in a neighborhood that’s pretty similar to what I imagine them living in, and I can remember three break ins over the course of twenty years.

People keep running stop arms on buses loading kids. Children may die. School bus assistant stepped off the bus and pointed her phone at oncoming criminals. They went to slamming on brakes.

It’s a wonder she didn’t cause another accident.

. . . >snap< I GOT IT! Leave a pair of Hammie’s used underwear on the doorknobs AND on the window sills! NO ONE would grab those to burgle you!

Listen people: this is a comic strip.

It’s not real.

Move out of the Democrat-run city and move somewhere they actually prosecute criminals.

Time to visit your local gun shop…

Maybe they’re neighbors of Adam (@ home).

Haha! XD