Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 15, 2023

Don´t forget to heat the shoes first.

I’m sure he’ll appreciate the irony.

If you’re not a dancer, find a bulging can, eat the contents, and die of botch-ulism.

Regarding the blog: I agree with Sally that no one can draw a good cow leg. Whenever I stick my arm in the school’s barrel of animal parts, I usually draw a spleen, and it’s not a good one.

Dam.n dude, he was only asking to be nice.

Woo, Sammy Davis Jr. doing a dance rendition on The Tonight Show?

Worked with a person with those neat titanium braces fusing their spine to eliminate pressure on damaged disc areas. They were ultimately removed again, being wholly without any benefit. I don’t believe I would ever have a surgery, unless there were no other options. We consider our medicine to be advanced, but that is only in contrast to our recent past, when forty years of age was very, very old.

…it was an easy mistake…

…forehead…

…foreskin…

…he just wears a dickey, now…

…that Kid Rock…

…he never stops kidding…

…that’s why they call him Kid Rock, you know…

… but all kidding aside…

…replying to a post about him shooting up rainbows…

…he missed a whole case…

…I referred to Kiddy as Ted Nugent numerous times…

…and said something stupid about gun fines…

…people posted back about how ‘he’ had a right to shoot up cans and that I didn’t know anything about guns…

…got called stupid & a maroon for my troubles…

…Haa!…

…I laughed back at them..

… I called ‘him Ted Nugent numerous times…

…and you didn’t even notice…

…who’s dancing in Iron shoes, now, suckers!?!…

With iron shoes, it’s hard to dance like no one’s looking…

Maimed for life isn’t a death sentence…there’s other ways….

He’s spent his remaining energy thinking up highly original insults and curses. He will live long enough to publish his definitive collection, his obiter dicta, his chef d’oeuvre.

The punchline of today’s Frog Applause™ sounds:

1.       Shakespearian

2.       Monty Python-ish

3.       Like a poorly translated Hebrew Proverb

4.       Like graffiti at a Frog Applause Bathmat Factory rest room stall written by a disgruntled employee

If the dancing doesn’t work, there’s the old reliable “Take a long walk on a short pier” …!

If you aren’t sliding into the grave at least a little maimed, you didn’t try very hard. A little pain never hurt anyone ;)

go after the surgeon

I’d walk a mile, to see my maimy smile.:-*

Iron Shoes! The mighty superhero kick-boxer! Undefeeted (sic).

On a saner note, I am put in mind of this Cohen: https://tinyurl.com/awkw8u7

One of your best Ms. T!