Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for May 13, 2023

the consequences of being what you are not.

Feet, don’t fail me now!

This is what is known, and celebrated, as giving thanks.

Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!

This is probably illegal in Floriduh.

I never thought I’d hear someone utter those words, “A turkey is a beautiful creature.”

The moral is: If you decide to wear some stranger’s suit, be prepared to also wear his karma.

Bird of a feather…oy

Why GoComics chose to run this classic strip 194 (or 171) days out of sync with the calendar is a mystery, but certainly stupid.

Wild turkeys fly quite well. It’s awesome and like seeing a B-52 zigzagging through trees.

“As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly.” WKRP in Cincinnati…

That’s not the apteryx, that’s D00kie bird. Spelled this way due to the censer.

The best of these skeins was when two turkey hunters walked past a ‘daily like’ flower. When they were out of sight, the ‘flower’ let out its breath and became the turkey, which uttered a ‘Phew’ for having escaped another Thanksgiving.