Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 22, 2023

Blanche?

Very funny today

He needs a peep hole and a periscope.

Needs a periscope.

This wasn’t such a good idea after all.

I think the Fink needs another peephole for someone the same height as his visitors.

The varicaus vein question was asked in vain.

Behold the peep hole in all of its glory

That narrows it down to about 80% of the population.

I just did a google search for knobby knees and varicose veins.

The Fink must be skint or otherwise he’d hire staff to answer the door.

Ah the problems of shortness.

Reminds me of the episode in The Big Bang Theory when there is a knock at Bernadette’s door and she has to set a footstool in front of door to look through peephole, by the way it is Howard, and then move the footstool to open door.

Sounds like it might be me, but it wasn’t. I know better than to expose my knobby knees.