Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 28, 2023

It takes real talent to lie like that with a straight face.

Maybe 20 years and 100 pounds ago

Someone needs to invent spectacles, fast!

That’s good for a hefty fee and a bonus on top of it!

The woman in the painting looks like someone from Fractured Fairy Tales.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder……

Well, let’s see. Blanche is married to a bald, big-nosed pipsqueak with a straggly beard and a bad temper. Who wouldn’t comfort-eat in these circumstances?

It’s the inner beauty that counts in a person…back then it was considered voluptuous and desirable, but in todays world…not so much!

Guy knew what he needed to do to get his money without getting whacked.

That dude is going to be rich. Can’t wait to see his portrait of the King.

Adjusted by the size of the fee.

The artist was trying to remain alive and unhurt.

This is a guy who knows how to paint and SELL!

I tried to buy “Moving Day” by Van Gogh but found it was gone!

Beer goggles.