Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 14, 2023

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    Fink: What’s up?

    Duke: Anywhere except where you are.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    And we will pony up afterwards……

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Gonna have to do the ‘short’ course.

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If the king doesn’t win, the only ringers will be the cuffs around your wrist and you will be closely hung in the dungeon.

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    Mediatech  over 1 year ago

    The Shetland pony isn’t feeling well today. He’s a little hoarse.

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    sandflea  over 1 year ago

    Unshod the hobby horse.

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    RabbitDad  over 1 year ago

    “Unshoe”. Shod is the past participle of “to shoe”.

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    brklnbern  over 1 year ago

    Well just because he is short doesn’t mean he has small or weak hands.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Should that be “unshoe”? “Shod” is past tense, right? You shoe a horse, then unshoe it.

    I honestly don’t know — it’s a verb that doesn’t come up much any more.

    p.s. The next time you’re tempted to complain about nouns being made into verbs, consider shoe as an example that this practice has been going on for centuries.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pretty sure “unshod” is not a verb

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