Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 20, 2023

I wonder he didn’t use newspapers for the bonfire. They were still the medium of choice for many in those years.

Better chat fast, Dude.

A dark foreshadow of President Roosevelt’s Fireside Chats on national radio.

Nowadays the news media demands more lies.

Scandal sells papers. Everybody always said don’t believe what you read in the papers…

45s plan.

The Daily Bustle, Hustler…all the same…rags who lie

This is why there was an opening for Peter Parker.

Methinks, Elwood, thou hast tooted thy Bugle a bit too much.

(Don’t go with a current political comment; don’t go with a current political comment; don’t go with a… )

I think his rocker is a little too close to the fire. He might get singed.

Give him some gasoline so he can get a quick flash. Hot off the flesh….uh, I mean press!

Very clever. How about roasting some of the clowns at MSNBC.

Let me know when Tucker Carlson is the guest; I’ll watch.

Hot off the press