Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 28, 2023

and she went to a seniors center after seeing my room

My granny has a lady that cleans twice a week, paid for by the state.

Fairy nough.

We may have weakened her with our family’s houses. Our cousins across the street from us have two MaineCoons, and I had a DLH/Siamese/calico/tabby who still has fur in places in the house, in addition to a total of four DSH boys in a warm climate.

“After the first four years it doesn’t get any worse.” Quentin Crisp

That nickel was not enough!

After seeing my house, my cleaning fairy ran away, changed her identity and emigrated to Australia.

And is being treated for PTSD.

I guess I’m outta luck. I still clean the house weekly. I spot clean those areas which need it before the weekly cleaning.

That’s OK as long as the Keebler Elves still visit on a regular basis.

She’d retire after my apartment, too.

The Gin Fairy however hasn’t missed a day in the last 50 years at least, nor the chocolate fairy for that matter.

Looks normal for a drunk.

I’d have to clean my house before I got a “cleaning Fairy”….

The cleaning fairy is probably in the same home as the tooth fairy.

if i’d known there was a cleaning fairy i wouldn’t have wasted all that time cleaning house…

no wonder she never came to my house

He/she would run screaming from mine – and I wish I could go with them.

Hoarder hubby is hopefully going to get some code violations if someone complains. Even the front yard looks like a dump now.

Not my house, nor is my name on the deed, so I only care that I have to live in it, since I can’t do anything about it.

I’m having a similar problem getting my Lawn Mowed.

Evidently most of the companies that do lawn service around here have More Work than they can handle. They don’t even return phone calls.

Thank you, Orb. It’s good to know I’m not alone in the house cleaning department.