Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 24, 2023

How very Gent Teal

But I have an AEOLIPILE !!

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When they agree to stop quarreling the deal will be tealed with a kiss.

Don’t lie. Teal the truth.

Wait teal later on, when Teal is the strongest of tealmen by far.

Smoke teal your good and stoned and only see teal stars in front of your eyes.

And bring emergency oxygen. They are teal.

Fuchsia you!

Tealings…., nothing more than tealings.

Aha! How can you say that? My stockings prove I’m tealer!

Never bring boxing gloves to a sword fight.

the shirt or the person?

Gen teal men, gen teal men, stop the bickering! You’re both annoying to say the least! You’re both out of touché!

Until today I had never once in my 70+ years associated ballet with flatulence.

…

Until today.

Stand-up Rhea Butcher used to introduce herself with “.. and I am butch-er than you!”

The Shadow knows, shrimp of a raw, makes this party a draw…

Hopefully one won’t “whip out his brand-new aeolipile” to gain advantage. Just wait a half hour or so while I build this campfire underneath and fetch a couple gallons of water…

I find this all very unatealing. Silly teal-bloods and their posturing. A duel to the teal? Psshaw! No doubt, at the first sign of magenta, they will both turn teal and run.

Don´t bring your fist to a swordfight. Unless you also bring a sword.

The ’80s live on.

…all people of colour should be seen and heard…

…008080…

…the first rule of teal fight club…

…if you have to use a sword you’re not teal enough…

… I can’t believe it’s teal…

…teal we meet again…

…that’s not how you roto teal your secret garden…

…teal-ly is short for mat-teal- da…

…teal teal teal teal …

Teal tease and taunt! But these poseurs are both in fact members of The Teal Team, a marketing ploy hired by the makers of teal products that were not testing as upchart as desired. Their videos are hilarious, I’m told, but I haven’t seen them.

On the other hand, when a mere tyke, the dentifrice I used was not a paste but rathe a red-colored, more or less cinnamon-flavored liquid that came in a tear-drop shaped bottle, called Tek[?] Teel: https://tinyurl.com/2d9xd8of