Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for June 09, 2023

Misspent youth serum.

Hair brained schemes. Yup Hawthorne has had a million of them.

Don’t do it, Marina!

Boring. Repetitious. And the creepy squid character is hideous.

If you keep blowing the money on your schemes, Hawthorne, here’s some helpful advice; Give up and earn money the honest way.

I, for one, do not want to go back to being a zygote.

Even underwater, everything with Hawthorne is rinse and repeat.

I still think Hawthorne is overthinking this. Just puree some jellyfish, filter out the big bits, add a lot of sugar and call it jellyfish youth serum. A certain percentage of the people who believe that shìt will actually experience some positive rezults due to the placebo effect and you can probably keep scamming them for years.

Run the company into the ground, sell the assets and loot the pension fund. It’s the American way of business.

Loads of times!