Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 04, 2023

So wear a bib.

But they won’t tell you what you hate.

Bet there’s some chocolate on there.

She needs to use OxyClean!

Mine too. Despite many washings in OxyClean, most of my t-shirts are stained beyond repair. OK for schlepping around the house, but not fit to be seen in public.

My shirts keep telling me the results of what I ate. They keep shrinking for some reason. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it :)

This is a comment I’ve made to friends who were pregnant. “Well, if you ever have to remember what you had for lunch, look down.”

Egg yolk with mustard, mango and a twist of lemon?