FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 29, 2023

Name that tune

It appears that Paige is smarter than Peter. Not that that’s a high bar.

If Paige had taken part in the challenge, it would have thrown his count off, and Jason would have had to eat it in one bite.

In this strip, his eyes are DEFINITELY bigger than his stomach

Peter just needs to stop at two.

Smart to not have started with 10 – otherwise he would have eight it…

It doesn’t matter how many bites, you’re still gonna MGLRPHX! eating tofu casserole.

I liked the one where they did this with tacos and drops of hot sauce, counting upward.

LOL! A little parody of the Name that Tune game show’s Bid-A-Note round.

My guy really just said “one bite” and didn’t think about the implications.

Peter, did you really think Jason was going to say “zero bites?”

I prefer eating the meal in words, not bites.

Very funny, very clever, starting with an even number, remember he’s a math wiz…

And Jason grins.

What a curious ritual.

I was about to leave a comment about how could anyone enjoy eating dinner like that (in one bite), but then I realized what kind of dinners Andy usually makes…

I could eat it in zero bites, but it would take a long time.

Mitch Hedberg, from the flower’s point of view of “loves me/loves me not”: OW that hurts! OW that ALSO hurts! OW! OW! I am no longer pretty…. and he loves you not. I coulda told ya I had an even number of petals!

Peter hasn’t realized that Jason relies on Peter always bids exactly one less than Jason’s at each turn.

And now, for that wafer thin mint, Peter…

That it’s a dinner that Peter and Jason actually want to have an eating contest over…