Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 29, 2023

Trans-Wishing

Be specific. WANT “to see across the breakfast table”? Or WANT “to see in the mirror”?

Whatever you do, don’t wish to be the smartest man in the world…he’ll make you a woman X-D

DAVE! You forgot the stretch marks. (and cellulite)

So be it…and your third wish?

Be careful what you wish for!

I’m not sure that’s Will Smith?

Be careful wording your second wish.

“…but give me an hour and some privacy first.”

Now there’s a lesson in context!

Just like… “Jesus loves you”…

… in church, it’s something you like hearing!

… in a Mexican jail… not so much!

Remember the old adage: be careful what you wish for……

A guy had a genie grant him a wish once. He asked for his “junk” to extend down to his ankles. Poof! and his legs were six inches long.

Sooo, now he/she/it has only 1 wish left …!

That’s what you’ll get if you ask for one night stand.

I assume that yesterday was “Dave Is Off” day.