Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 03, 2023

That’ll leave a mark!

The Swiss don’t have any tanks. Since they’d all be (in) Neutral, they’d never get to the battles.

The “cork screw”… some deem it the most useless tool on a Swiss Army Knife…

… shum of ush deem it the mosh ushful.

This is FUNNY! Thanks, Dave.

My wife gave me a Swiss Army knife our first Christmas together in 1970. I still have it.

MacGyver must have built that tank.

LOL! ☺️Good one!

Macgyver was Swiss?

Are those missiles or impalers?

I have yet to meet the GI who couldn’t get in a wine bottle with nothing but his bare hands.

You can open darn near everything with a 120 mm depleted uranium sabot.

Make mine an Abrams.

Very funny…

A good one, Dave.

At my wedding I gave my best man and groomsmen Swiss Army Knives. When my son got married, I suggested the same, but he reminded me that we’re in a different time now.

Unseen, is that it never looses a second.

Appropriate display for a museum …!

Ironically, the Swiss have a very robust arms industry. They sell weapons to anyone and everyone, but with a stipulation that they not be used on foreign soil. Yeah, riiight.

Tank’s for nuthin’.

Don’t forget the plastic toothpick!